Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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