from now on my penis is your penis
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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