do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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