ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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