Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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