Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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