we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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