I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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