so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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