Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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