The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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