We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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