He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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