I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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