He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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