I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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