my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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