Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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