I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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