so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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