I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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