Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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