He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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