They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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