He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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