wanna go halves on a baby?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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