just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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