I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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