At least make sure they are 18
Why
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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