you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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