ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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