I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
tell me about the eggs
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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