you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
ttyl tear gas
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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