the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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