similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm just crazy horny about you
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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