Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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