I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?