i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He passed out mid-signature
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do