Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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