So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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