She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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