what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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