She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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