one word: firstdatebathroomanal
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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