And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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