Don't you send me to vm
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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