My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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