If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
