he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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