Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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