Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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