We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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