I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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