what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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