ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actions speak louder than pants.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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