That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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