either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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