This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This baby is an asshole
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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