After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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