North Korea, Best Korea!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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